Josie Pwns

                                                        Keith watched twilight 1/30/2026  Keith rates the first twilight 7/10 ---  "The atmosphere really got me going. I liked the baseball scene and the music that went with that scene, the swinging up and down of happy go lucky vibes and OH GOSH" - Keith                                                         we also got married the day after                                                                          2/15/2026

Set oven to 350F and grease   13x9 pan with coconut oil   Finely blend 700g of carrots and set aside In a bowl add 360g of flour 200g brown sugar 100g granulated sugar 1 1/2 tsp cinnamon  1/2 tsp nutmeg 1/2 tsp ginger 1/4 tsp cardamom  1/2 tsp salt 1 1/2 tsp baking powder 1 1/2 tsp baking soda Mix until combined and set aside In another bowl add 165g coconut oil 250g plain whole fat greek yogurt 3 eggs 1 1/2 tsp vanilla Blend until combine  Fold wet/dry ingredients together with the blended carrots and pour into pan Chop a 1:1 ratio of raisins and pecans, add coconut oil until slightly combined and crumbly  Place on top of cake batter before baking for 50-55 minutes  this cake is very yummy and I rate it 10/10  Carrot Carrot Carrot Carrot Carrot Carrot 

  Keith’s Banana Bread Preheat oven to 350 and grease pan  Cream 1 cup of softened butter and 1 cup of brown sugar Add 5 bananas and mix until combined  Mix in 1 Tsp of vanilla extract and 1/4 cup of milk Add 1 tsp baking soda 1/4 tsp salt 2 cups of flour, mix until combined  Add 2 eggs and combine Bake for 55 minutes  While making this recipe I fucked up and mixed the flour in before a bunch of the wet stuff but that's okay because the power of friendship will save my bread right? "This banana bread will blow your socks off, make sure to bring an extra pair of socks" - Keith  A picture for the whores

Keith has still not watched twilight, what a bummer dude.      Check back and maybe he will have watched it. Or maybe there will be another meme he won't get.  1/11/26